Chuck Norris thread[NOT for angel lol]

[kaio]

this is the new offical funny shit thread for chuck norris jokes and shit like that........................that way angel doesnt have to read them lol

[Coolnate]

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding =p

[James]

the Titanic didn't sink cause it hit an iceberg, it sank because it hit chuck norris doing a back stroke across the Atlantic.

[kaio]

ythe leaning tower leans cause chuck had to sneeze

[kaio]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

[kaio]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

[Fat Man]

Jesus can walk on water....but Chuck Norris can swim on dry land

[Fat Man]

When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does!!!

[kaio]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[Tom]

Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris' ass in that first big film that made him a star

[James]

Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris' ass in that first big film that made him a star

Bruce Lee is gay...

[Defect]

tony jaa

[Tom]

Bruce Lee could break your spine in 18 different places in under 2 seconds...

[Coolnate]

chuck norris was the foruth wise man and gave jesus the gift of the beard

[Tom]

chuck norris was the foruth wise man and gave jesus the gift of the beard

I accept defeat.

[kaio]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

[kaio]

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

[Coolnate]

chuck norris created the phone book by kicking ass and taking names, he also got their address and phone numbers

[kaio]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

[ezkL]

chuck norris was the foruth wise man and gave jesus the gift of the beard

that's a great one

[kaio]

chuck norris was the foruth wise man and gave jesus the gift of the beard

if your going to do the joke do the whole thing man

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

[Tom]

chuck norris was the foruth wise man and gave jesus the gift of the beard

if your going to do the joke do the whole thing man

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

too much info, kinda killed it for me. sorry bro.

[kaio]

how bout this then

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

[Coolnate]

chuck norris "can" believe it's not butter

[kaio]

lmfao i thought about using that one but decided against it.


Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potatoe chip